i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13



we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.


*lives in Florida*
*tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?*
*puts on a sweater*
*manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting*
“I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough*  spice…”
*dies of heat stroke*
*is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*

Ayee all my pa people up north holla up   

My tumblr keeps logging out when I log in on my computer and then go back onto my phone ugh!! It’s never done this before what’s up with that tech nerds??

captains log   help   

"Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’"
- Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

(via taylorswift)

I really needed this.

(via skyeward-allons-y)


tis the season


tis the season

hot choclety dick   


*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable


sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock


what a girl wants…according to tumblr


when i was a kid, i always wished like half of whole toy catalog and now my wish lists are like

I want Antoine Triplett to fuck me in the ass

captains log   1am b4   a math test woo   aos   antione triplett   



FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange


this is a giraffe


if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

"Wait a minute, kid, how old are you?"

"Seventeen, sir."

gaw   star trek   


Currently reading: Paper Towns

Currently watching: Hannibal and Orphan Black